Going in the Sea in Malta

                        Going in the Sea

If you don’t like disgusting things, then you better not read this.  But the other day I peed in the Mediterranean.  

I had to go; that’s the bottom line.   I moved as far away from other people as I could (without being so far away that I could drown) and did it.  It wasn’t fun or pleasant and I didn’t feel like I was getting away with anything.

It’s amazing, but how many times have I almost peed in my pants as an adult?  Many. And one time I did.  How many times have I suffered in agony and fear that I was going to pee in my pants?

But now, when I had the whole sea to pee in, guess what?  I could hardly go.  It must have taken five minutes to do it.  I just couldn’t let go.  I was sure it was traveling in one big urinal mass toward some innocent child blowing bubbles in the water.  I felt like everyone knew what I was doing.

And I wondered if anyone else was doing it as the same time.

When it was finally over, Mr. S. told me that I had actually done a good thing: I might have killed some jelly fish. 

I’m here in Malta to serve.  What else can I say?

Comments

[Sennuwy (an ancient Egyptian name)]

Hi Katie--that makes me happy. It doesn't take a lot to please me---Ilene

On Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 8:12 PM, wrote:

[Sennuwy (an ancient Egyptian name)]

What was it?---Ilene

On Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 9:14 PM, wrote:

[Dee Owen]

Don't feel bad Ilene. I won't mention the unmentionable's that we saw floating in the ocean off the main coast of Belize! Needless to say, we didn't go in the ocean while there!

[Katie]

I laughed so hard at this post I almost peed my pants!
-Katie

[Sennuwy (an ancient Egyptian name)]

Mary, I told you not to read it!! Ilene

On Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 10:15 PM, wrote:

[Mary Bartolotta]

You are too descriptive, but amusing. Thanks. I needed that.

[Sennuwy (an ancient Egyptian name)]

Thanks, Edward. I needed that :-)--Ilene

On Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 12:32 AM, wrote:

[Edward]

Ha ha ha ha :)